I can't let Andy Kaufman steal my thunder

Hello people,

I am the Lizard King and I can do anything; including reintroducing myself into society. I was waiting for a more opportune time, but that damn Andy Kaufman has forced my hand.

I’ve been living in Las Vegas in relative obscurity. It is easy to disappear in a town full of transients. Though, I was almost discovered when that silly tiger bit Roy at the Mirage recently. I was sitting in the front row that night and nearly caught on camera but thinking quickly I covered my face with the Fendi bag of a woman sitting next to me. LOL (see? I’m hip. I’m with it. I know LOL = laughing out loud).

Well, I must go now because I’m playing in the World Series of Poker this week at Binion’s. Amazing the celebrity turnout this year at the poker game. That Laura Prepon from "That 70s show" (my favorite show BTW), is simply gorgeous. I’d like to shag her rotten.

More updates to come soon. It is good to be back.

-Jim